when we were up mount mulanje i think the lack of oxygen got to us because CP ended up trying to kickflip a rock
i’m pretty sure i’ve pulled a muscle in my foot and it HURTS
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
USWNT - MEXWNT 4-0
I didn’t want to fall for you. I wasn’t supposed to. But I have.
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate